the mommy memoirs

look ma! no hands! today we’re trying the kangaroo...

Our Life: I Have a Bubble Child

dear daughter

I know that this is going to sound absurd, but the breasts are actually mine. yes, they feed you and...

conversation with my brother

me: so yeah, I can't drink milk because I think she has an intolerance for dairy products.
him: well don't you make milk that she drinks?
me: yeah, but that's my milk
him: well isn't that dairy too?
me: *shocked look on face* no fool... humans make human milk not dairy...

(not) sharing is caring

so baby k and i went to our first baby shower today. last week we had some tummy issues with her...

@fashioncitizen would love these… does this count as...

“when I look at her while she looks at me I know there...”

“I heard what you said. I’m not the silly romantic you think....”
— Shana Abé via hermaeness (via...

yeah, we breast feed in public and what! (sporting my...

I'm a rebel

and I breast feed in public… I didn’t just whip the milk bar out all reckless like but...

adventures in baby vomit

like i said in my previous post, baby k has not been feeling well today. her dad and I were on the...

my babys first bout with tummy trouble

baby k is not a happy baby… not at all… last night I had some chicken soup that ended...

“The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls...”
— Nicholas Sparks (via...

my baby burrito

i love this… i may need to print this out ...

2wks 4days and my little girl is growing...

obviously not that much but you know what i mean. what am i talking about right? well, my good...

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a...”
— Dr. Seuss (March 2, 1904 -...

cuzzo in brazil: There she sat and I wasn’t...

the milk bar becomes mobile

in light of this mornings tragic shocker (yes, I’m being dramatic) I’ve decided I need...

good morning heartache

this morning I received some pretty startling news as baby k and I snuggled in bed. my unemployment...